10 ThinGs i HaTe aBouT MySeLf...

1. Dry skin 
I will never leave home wifout applying lotion on my body especially on my legs & hands.  My skin will look like dry prune if i don apply it.  Dalam bag, iiisssskk i will always have a bottle of moisturiser... kalau mak lupa nak bawak, wushhhh mak tak kisah to buy a new moisturiser.  So that i feel secure being a "normal person".  Skarang dah ok skit ahh. Dulu, makcow dah macam ular salin kulit.  Bad bad bad.  Agaknya masa mak ngandungkan akak dulu, dia pun suka minum air sejuk kot? Hhhmmmm nanti balik akak tanya mak eh...

2. Shoes & Handbag Maniac!!!
I cannot see shop selling shoes or bags.  I can go restless if i don walk into it.  Thats the reason why hubby FORBID me to go to Vincci whenever we're in KL cos he know if i don grab 10 pairs, i will not step out from it.  Hahahahha... Anyway Charles & Keith are getting more and more expensive nowadays and the pattern is getting more and more weird.  But who cares, i never fail to go into their store every week to make sure i get the best deal, "especially on the SALE 30% off corner" - YiKes!!!!

3. Changing Handphone
Ever since handphone was introduced to me, do you know that i have been changing it almost 6 mthly?????  Giler kan?  Memang pon!!!  You name me the handphones, and i will tell you "Yup dah try pon... but only Nokia ler" and my longest phonie companion was N73 which i had it for 2 years (i tink or was it jus 1 year? Must ask Goon...) and its FwiNk CoRoR somemore worrr. While the shortest phonie companion was SE C905 which i had it for JUS ONE WEEK... ooopps!! Not too loud Momma, later Abg Le marah.... And recently, hand itchy wanna change phonie either to Blackberry or iPhone but heart said, "Jangan nak tiru-tiru orang.  Dah ada yang E71 ni, bersyukur...." hahahhaha so guess wat?  Mungkin akak akan buat sujud syukur sebab ada orang lain kat luar sana yang tak mampu nak beli HP canggih cam kita tau.

4. Weight - Being Skinny???
During my younger daze, i have a hard time gaining weight. Nak gain 1 kilo oso hard wor... Due to that, people named me Skinny Bitch, Jerangkong Idop, Walking Skeleton, Kudut, Keding and macam2 lagik ler. Do you know its RUDE to call ppl by that UGLY NAMES tapi mak relax nyah, mak telan dalam-dalam nyah.  Sebab mak tahu, dorang jeles (muakakkakakak!!!! Jeles wak lu.  Dah sememangnyer ko kuduts). 

And during my flying daze, can u just imagine how ramping i was in my kebaya? I even went to consult a specialist, to ask on weight gain and his answer that time was, "Young girl.  Get married and get pregnant and you will gain weight...." And true lor.  After i giving birth to Aqil, i really gained weight.  And now, after giving birth to Adly, i maintain 53kg, my dream weight!  So i must managed my weight by maintaining it to 53kg... or else i will start hating myself for being skinny again - the feeling sucks u know that!

5. Brittle fingernails
I envy those gals with longs and well trimmed fingernails but me, huh! Tough luck lah!  Even during my flying days, the max i can keep is 3mm long.  More than that, it will either chip @ the sides or break.  No matter how much i take good care of it, still pecah tongkang!  Lagik2 kalau lepas goreng ayam kunyit, dengan kuku kaler kekuningan, auuwwww so the very tak GLAM!  Lol... 

6. Elegant Dresses - not able to dress up?
I hate wearing a dress.  And i felt so sorry for Abg Le cos he have never seen me wearing a proper elegant dress during courtship daze.  Wat to do kan, kata MINAH... hahaha.  My courstship days wif him was jus jeans and tees cos he rode Harley back then.  Ko nak suruh aku pakai "se-kert" and ride a bike?  Betol tak tol? So its a no-no to me sampai ler ke hari ni.  If you do happen to see me in a dress, ahhhhh tu secara tak sengaja sebab mak mentel nak try-try but for sure sepanjang hari tu, i will feel so the uncomfortable. And jangan lupa beli TOTO kalau nampak mak pakai dress sebab its once in a "bulan jatuh keriba" - LOL

7. Forgetful
Sejak akhir-akhir ni, maklum ler sejak umur dah masuk Dzuhur ni, asyik lupa jer.  Until watever things i need to do or buy or watsoever, i need to key it in my E71 calendar cos i realised that my memory is aint good like last time.  Thats y when i accidentally deleted all my entries in the calendar - which was yesterday, i went BoiNk!!!!!  They are my life man!!! Luckily Grrrrr i hate myself!!!!

8. Like to Spot the Difference
Last time, i like to lepak-lepak and SpoT tHe DiFFeReNce.  Alah, macam tak biasa gitu.  Coloured orang, mengerti tak?  Tak paham?  Alahai, KUTUK orang... ahh paham tak?  For example kalau orang tu pakai baju tak match, we will name them ORBIT lah.  If that person had a haircut yang tak suit wif his personaliity, i will LMAO and tell my frens, "Dekni perasan hensem siak... padahal-padahal" and if that gal is "Ernie Daaaa" (gemok) and she dressed in tight clothings with thick makeup and thin eyebrow, me & my frens will go, "Oh my GAWD!!! Apa agaknya perasaan dia bila dia dress camni eh?" Tak baik kan aku??? But thats life being me... hahahhah ooopps! (pelan skit ketawa nyah... org sebelah blk bleh dengar).  Skarang masih tetap colored orang ah tapi dah releks skit ahhh sebab tak nak kena sumpah seranah ngan orang siots... takutssss!!!

9. Kaki StooL
Terus terang akak cakap tak reti nak joget.  Tarian melayu gua champion.  Lu nak gua ronggeng sampai pagi pun gua boleh.... ahhh tapi kalau lu kasik wa tarian modern, gua terus HANCIUSSSSS!!!  Gua bleh sway ah, and gua bleh feel ah tapi lu nak suruh gua dance macam dancer kat atas stage tu, wor worr worrrr, lu upah gua berjuta dollar pun, gua rasa, takpe ah dok... gua releks one corner lagik baik babe!  Ah, ah ah... dah start ah tu nak color akak. 

Nasib baik anak gua tak KaKi StooL macam akak, sebab darah ayah dia lebih kat dia.  Tu pasal dia terror joget.  Hihihihih......

10. UNEVERSTUDY
Kecik2 mak suruh blajar pandai-pandai, degil.  Dalam klass dok berangan, dok main-main jer... ah kan padan muka!  Baru skarang terkial2.  Kawan2 seangkatan sumer nyer jadik Cikgu, Lecturs, Manager... yang punya Degree, Honours.  Ko apa ada?  Ada lah Diploma setengah masak... duuuhhhh dulu cita-cita mak tinggi nyah, nak jadik lawyer.  Tapi skarang, hanya setakat Secretary to a Group Legal Counsel jer.  Boleh ler tu... boss lawyer jugak kan?  Hihihihihih janji ada bunyik Lawyer... asalkan jgn loyar buruk dah ler. 

Tralallalalallala.................................