Thursday, 16 July 2009

HuH?? RuMaH BaU BunGa MeLor...

Last nite, while i was resting after work, my mobile beep.  It was my SIL and our JOKE OF THE DAY goes like tis:

SIL: Salam sumer.  Bilang keluarga mu semua, kalau ada seorang nenek tua menjual keropok2 atau kuih2 mengetok pintu rumah kamu, jangan bukak pintu... Kerana nenek itu mengendong "kak pon" dengannya... Beliau akan menghasut kita dengan mengguna "kak pon" itu untuk membeli keropoknya... Jikalau kita tidak beli, "kak pon" nya akan masuk rumah kita... Keropok beliau tak sedap, dan juga bau busuk... Tegok lubang pintu sebelum bukak... Nenek itu sudah conquer Woodlands, dan skarang daerah Tampines...

Me: Tu ari dia ada datang rumah kita la... Kita siap kasik dia air to drink lagik

SIL: Siul :D

Me: Yes! Betol! Then lepas dia go off, rumah Mi smells so nice.  Bau macam bunga melor

SIL: Huh? Biar betul...

Me: Skali check nyer check, bau melor tu datang from my Airwick wall air freshener nyer spray ah.  And that nenek tua is actually from the advertisement kat Suria.  Oh nenek tua tu ada tinggal pesan.  Minggu depan dia nak gi Yishun sebab dia dapat bau yang ada orang  nak pindah masuk rumah dia yg baru renovated.  So BEWARE...

SIL: Basket! Lu jaga lu

Me: LOL...

Hhmmm, baru lu pucat sekejap.  Ahhh baru kasik skit jer, lom kasik lebih2.  Kalau kasik lebih, comform tak nak pindah balik rumah "yang bau kedai".  Hahhahaha!  Lu jangan marah2 Afzalina.  Nanti tu rumah baru of yours kena jual... hihihihi

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28 comments:

  1. EWAN WIWIT16 July 2009 at 22:41

    Hahaha!
    I received the sms this morning too...
    Tengah tdo seh..
    Bacer trus bulu roma ternaik..

    I told my grandma, cause she like to open the door kalau org ketok..
    *peramah lah kater kan*
    Ingat kan bulu roma aku ternaik, nenek aku nyer roma pon ikut ternaik..

    Scary!!!
    Aku lagik tgl tampines...
    Eeee... Takut!

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  2. MoMMa'ZuE VoGuE16 July 2009 at 22:59

    Hahhaha... dunno how true tis is but kalau betol, aiyoh... jgn cakap bulu roma, bulu hidung pun terus jadik curly... hahahah

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  3. Merzi Gatzi16 July 2009 at 23:10

    Yah kak i got this from the facebook also.... Nasib baik dia tak conquer jurong..... kalo dia conquer, tk kuar rumah lah jawab nye..... *bulu roma ternaik*

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  4. siti norma ja'afar16 July 2009 at 23:23

    iol lah kau!!! AKu tengah sorang-sorang ni!

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  5. Noor Quraisyah16 July 2009 at 23:44

    zue..skrng yg kita nk tahu berita ni hanya khabar angin ke..benar2 kejadian?
    the best solution for now is, tk kenal jgn bukak pintu..betul tk kak? ('',)

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  6. Jais Jais16 July 2009 at 23:49

    Receive the sms too,skarang orang melayu pat my blok ( Tampines)semua main tutup pintu je........kesian abang2 dan atuk2 yang jual keropok dan kuih ,bila ketuk semua tak nak bukak pintu pulak...

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  7. MoMMa'ZuE VoGuE16 July 2009 at 23:51

    Hahahah its a JOKE lah... between me and my SIL

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  8. MoMMa'ZuE VoGuE16 July 2009 at 23:53

    I always open my main door from 8am till 10pm... rimas sei kalau tak bukak cos my area very windy, so save duit letrik takyah bukak kipas. But my main gate slalu lock. Normally kalau orang datang jual barang, i will politely decline. Jgn pulak kasik orang tu marah, comform kena CHOP! Hihiih

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  9. MoMMa'ZuE VoGuE16 July 2009 at 23:54

    Of course ahhh.... giler ke nak kasik tomdickandharry to jus enter ur crib. Hihihih

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  10. MoMMa'ZuE VoGuE16 July 2009 at 23:54

    Ahhhhh tadi dia ada talipon Kak Zue, minggu depan dia conquer Jurong. Hahhahaha

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  11. Noor Quraisyah17 July 2009 at 00:11

    zue..latest news..my hubby ni baru balik from hantar someone in the family berubat..org yg ubatkan my family member ni tinggal kat toa payoh..dia ckp wife dia yg layan org tua ni..she's an indonesian..like i said, wife dia pun ckp, the best is don't open the door..
    (org yg ubatkan ni blh nampak benda2 yg kita tk nampak..so it's really true)

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  12. shopaholic laydee17 July 2009 at 00:24

    alamak ladies...yesterday when i received it and read it to my mum...my bulu roma really stands and mum yg dengar pun sama sama stand..hmmm just hv to beware eh...takut nye ...now im typing i also can feel it :)

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  13. IZAH ROSLI17 July 2009 at 08:46

    so this story betul lah ni ek..aiseyman...!!

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  14. MoMMa'ZuE VoGuE17 July 2009 at 10:14

    Dunno la kak... penjual keropok kan ramai. Dari Mesia, dari Indon... for me, so long they down harm me, i don harm them. :)

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  15. MoMMa'ZuE VoGuE17 July 2009 at 10:16

    Hihihihi i also normally read it to my mum and she will start membebel kan my dad sebab dia slalu suka lepak kat "my outside garden" to smoke sebab smoking is ban inside my home mah.... hihihihi remember there was one time when ppl hypnotize u to break into ur house? Duuhh macam2!!!

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  16. MoMMa'ZuE VoGuE17 July 2009 at 10:17

    Oh is it? Walahua'lam.... no worries sebab dia dah conquer Woodlands so dia confom tak return balik, hahhhahaa

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  17. iylia nadhirah17 July 2009 at 12:40

    aiyaya ni peh olang pon ada kah....ko kan kalau post mesti ada yg pecah tembok kasi perut bergelombang keke...hahaaa

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  18. MoMMa'ZuE VoGuE17 July 2009 at 13:12

    Hahhahah ya lor, musti! Jadik blog tu tak boring... hahahha
    Conform masa ko baca, dada ko gedak geduk sebab penuh ngan suspender...
    Muakakakkakaa

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  19. Missy eL17 July 2009 at 15:58

    alamak mom, u ni pun susPenDed kan org la.

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  20. MoMMa'ZuE VoGuE17 July 2009 at 16:00

    Biasa ler.... no joke no fun mah
    Tu ler rahsia awet muda :)

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  21. Scha Reiza17 July 2009 at 16:22

    hahahahahaha..af kena rabak seh...lepak aku..anyway..tu sms pun aku dapat...macam badut ler..

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  22. MoMMa'ZuE VoGuE17 July 2009 at 16:43

    A'ah kau.... Dah ler si Af tu pengecut. Kena sms dari aku lagik, members terus kejong siak. Hahahaha

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  23. Jais Jais18 July 2009 at 01:14

    Dengar2 dia nak u turn balik kat Woodlands sebab orang Tampines dan bedok semua dah tau............hati2

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  24. MoMMa'ZuE VoGuE18 July 2009 at 11:10

    Hahhahahah!!! Piat telinger Uncle nanti, baru tahu....

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  25. sheila samri18 July 2009 at 15:42

    Nyah me too received it in email and hubby also sms me tat msg... Tapi tak tau betul ke tak... But when I inform my colic kat ofis bulu roma trus naik...seramsss...

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  26. MoMMa'ZuE VoGuE19 July 2009 at 18:14

    Sumer orang dapat i believe... but its up to individual to believe it or not. For tis entry, its just a joke between me and my SIL, hihihih

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  27. AnnHana .22 July 2009 at 01:01

    msg ni punya pasal sampai i takut nak antar ed gi sch tuari but i sent. kluar lift aje tak sabar nak masuk rumah. seram beta.

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  28. MoMMa'ZuE VoGuE22 July 2009 at 10:18

    Alahai.... don be afraid la. Kan u taekwondo black belt! Hhihihih
    I tak takut sebab kalau makcik tu nengok muka i lagik dia takut sebab dulu kan i dapat gelaran Jerangkong Hidop... hahahha

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