AnTU? TerBanG?

Dah lama tak tulis blog kan? Tangan cam menggatal nak taip... so tengah recky2 new entry from contacts, thats when i terbaca alkisah Che'Seri WahYuNi kita dok menyenyeh pasal her spooky encounter during her flying days... ingat kan nak comment part kita tapi confirm panjang berjela.  Ternyata story dia ada lebih kurang story kita.  Ntah2 kita dok sama hotel kot?  So berikutnya ada kisah2 "spooky encounter" thruout my flying daze............ begini lah cerita nya, jeng jeng jengggggggg

WheRe LooM? Osaka...
I swear i dah lupa which hotel we bunked in but wat i could remember clearly was, the room interior was black and a little bit of red.  Its my habit to always on the toilet lite and leave the toilet door slightly ajar before sleeping. 

Biasa lah kat Jepun, tarak citer menarik so sebelum boboq, nengok gambar of beloved ones (rindu lah konon), then remove glasses and get ready to rest in peace.... dalam masa tengah nak steammmm (tido lahhhh....) then terperasan macam ada benda berdiri pat passageway near the exit door.... si lahabau ni always have that thinking, NEVER MOVE cos these things will go near you if you move.  Therefor i tried my very best to close my eyes while slowly tarik another bantal and cover my face.  Dalam hati, kalau ler benda tu datang dekat depan aku, camner seiiii......

So masa tengah rest my head on the pillow (left ears against the pillow), akak could hear sounds of the mattress spring (macam u tido atas tilam yang dah teruk, if your partner move sure you can feel or hear the spring go kleng-kleng-klung).  Dalam ketegangan, akak dok pikiaq.  Aku tak move, tapi kenapa spring mattress ni ada sound like as if someone is moving while sleeping on it... mak cowww!!! So camner? Baca jer lerrrrrr apa2 surah sampai ke pagi....

*** Tapi yang paling legend, i could hear some kinda sounds that hits against the tall glass window.  Dalam hati berkata, oohh agaknya kat Jepun ni ada banyak kumbang buta yang terbang, sebab buta nyer pasal terus tak sempat elak therefore hit against the glass window.... LOL ***

WheRe LooM?  HongKong...
We stayed in Kowloon Hotel.  Akak paling suka hotel ni cos to me, its the most high tech hotel i've stayed in.  Sumer nyer one touch button.... ni sumer hotel untuk orang2 malas, hahahhaha.  

Biasa ler, ni citer sumer bila part nak sleep.  I was on SQ001 or SQ002 which were heading back to Spore i tink.  The flight, adoiiii!!! Very the early and we need to report at 6am (i tink so... dah forget).  Jus imagine, kul 4.30am dah nak kena siap2.  Akak ni kalau ada flight pagi, suka tido2 ayam sebab apa? Sebab takut terbabas.......hiak hiak hiak so dalam masa "sleep sleep chicken" tu, akak terdengar ada munyik bising dalam toilet.  Akak dengar betol2.  Bleh dengar macam ada orang tengah ransack your toilettries. 

Deiiii, dia main make-up aku dahh....  Since i'm always a frequent crew who slalu kena call up for Hongkong flight, i tried to act heroin and i said out "Ehhhh aku dah nak balik lah sekejap lagik.  Jangan kacau bleh tak?".  After that, it was a complete silence.  A few seconds laters, deiiiiii dia main flush pulak dahhhhh..... mak terus on the TV loud loud and switch on all lights.  Ahhh kau, terus senyap......

Ruper-rupernya, dia hantu melawa (sebab suka main make-up) and lausai (diarrhoe kot sebab tu suka main flush) lah.... muakakakak

WheRe LooM? San Francisco...
We stayed at Rennaisance Parc 55 Hotel... bilik dia, fuyoohhhhh manyiak busat!!!!! Busat giler dork cos got 2 KING SIZE bed in the loom, plus huge toilet and little space for a lazy couch and writing table.  Jus imagine, gini maciam nyer busat comfirm bleh LLB sampai penat siots!! Muakakakakka..... 

Aahhhh kejadian ni berlaku tengah malam, masa akak tengah tido.  Tetiba, i was shaken (macam orang kena kejut tersentak nyer style) and then lampu chandelier atas katil akak bergoyang siotss!! Mak ai.... otak dah pikiaq yang bukan2.  Akak terus tarik quilt, cover the whole face and recite wateva surah yang i know.  Baca punya baca sampai tertido sei. 

Bangun pagi besok, jumpa crew lain kat lobby sebab nak pi breakfast.  Dorang busy talking so i tak nak citer wat telah happen lah.  Skali, dalam perbualan tu one of the crew asked me, "Eh you got experience anything or not last nite?"... akak pun dengan confident jawab ahhh, "Ya lah, i tink yday i kena disturb."  Nak tahu dia jawab apa?

"You silly cow.  Early tis morning there's an earthquake lah....thats why your whole bed shake like shit!!!' 

Ohhhh mannnn!!! 

WheRe LooM? On board the aircraft...
Actually yang ni bukan kisah hantu ler but fikiran bukan2.... kita kan ada kena schedule to ferry back army bois from Rockhamton / RockingHam, Australia.  So we will board an empty aircraft, fly to Rockhamton, stay one nite and ferry those greeny guys back.  Only 7 crews on board plus 2 pilots (i tink lah, dah lupa ler....). 

So pegi, kita dok nonton citer Armageddon at the front part of the aircraft.... tengah dok shiok nonton, my Chief told me to take some more peanuts @ the back so dengan pantas akak move my butts.  Bayangkanlah aircraft tu panjanggggggggggg sepanjang block HDB. A few seats, akak tak feel anything tau but when comes to the last few seats, bulu roma gua naik siots.  Siollllll ah!!! Akak sorang kat cabin blakang which is empty!!!!! Tak ke seramzzzzz..... Akak takde hegeh2 lagik.  Grab peanuts, keblakang pusing and majuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.... ahh kao! Tahu pun takot, muakakkaka.

*** Yang paling lepak during meal service.  We only offered them noodles or rice.... so one nerdy army boy asked me, "can i have something else?"  I looked at him as said, "Yes, you want mee (as in me)?" hahahaha ****