My MaiD wAs a HisToRy...

A month back, aku ada cerita tentang "Maid also Manusia". In my entry I did mention that nak amik maid ni, macam GaMbLinG GaMe.

1. Ada maid bagus tapi majikan macam siak
2. Ada majikan bagus tapi maid macam siak

So which one do you tink my case falls into? 1^st case or 2^nd case?

Hhahahahhaha!!! 2nd Case???

Pandai!!

Akak kena main bulat2 siak. Diperbodohkan but no worries cos maybe ni sumer ujian. Allah memberi amaran agar akak lebih berhati-hati dimasa hadapan.

Korang blur eh? Muakakakk sorry sorry….. ok citer nyer gini

MY MAID WAS A HISTORY

Nawaitu dari awal lagik, we decided to take a maid was to ease my mum’s workload since she dah 61 years old. We jus want her to spend her golden age with no worries. So that she can do more solat sunat, she can spend more time to revise her Quran. Skali jadik camni pulak….

Actually panjang citer nyer tau but dipendekkan citer, dia tolak tuah. Thruout her 4 months wif Thee Izzueamy, she was considered a lucky maid. Tak pernah kena marah. Tak pernah kena torture. Her main priority responsibility was jus to hantar anak2 to/from skool, take care of Adly and 2^nd priority is to kemas my house. Kalau sesiapa yang tahu akak, they sure will know the condition of my home. Tak berselerak…. Jus need a minor touch up every week – every week tau, bukan everyday. Since we have a maid baru kita suruh dia clean everyday, tu pun minor lap sana lap sini and those yang requested for my maid's schedule, sure you can witness betapa senang hidup dia. And kalau sesiapa yang kenal anak2 akak, nak cakap notty, tak lah notty sangat but kids are kids kan. Notty sure ada notty jugak, ikut mood swing.

1^st 3 months, her monthly review was TIP TOP. She’s a good maid but masuk bulan ke-4, si dol mat ni main beilon dahhhhhhhh…. Hihihhihi she began to daydream esp selepas tiap kali talipon kampung, then she began to be emo and paling tak bleh tahan when she demand wanna go back kampung. Satu, dua kali takpe nyah, ni 3 kali siots!!!!

The months which she demanded to go back:

1. 2^nd month with us, she did a "minor careless mistake" but to me, everyone make mistake mahhhh. Lepas satu hari, bila dia dah lupa ni incident she’s back to norm….
2. 1 week before raya, I was busy at JB to collecting the tarts as well as spring clean my FIL’s house. Dia nangis and melalak at my mother macam orang mati laki, demanding to go back. Dia ingatkan mak aku tu lembut nyer orang, skali kena yang stern macam aku. Anjats dia kejaps. Then 1 day later, lepas dah lupa sumer dia back to norm. Ni tanda-tanda orang pyscho kan? LOL
3. During her 4^th month’s review, aku brain wash dia. I mentioned in her appraisal that if 3^rd time she mention about going home, I will not hesitate to send her back to agent, once out from my house there’s no chance to return back again and indeed my NIGHTMARE came true. 1 day after hari raya, member dah start pack baju dalam bag…. She die-die wanna go back Indon but mana ada duit nak balik??? Hutang agent masih ada 2 bulan so with the advice from my cousin, we suggest to her to work wif me till agents fee dah selesai, get her 1^st pay from us and then terus beli airfare tix to go back Indon. Tapi member mati-mati tak nak, member nak balik Indon jugak….. aiyah!!!! Hidup pun susah, mati pun susah….. lebih baik was duduk pegang bendera. Since she’s firm with her kepala batu, my whole family dah give up, dah serik pun ada so we gave her cold treatment. Sampai ler hari raya ke 4, mak terus lafazkan "cerai" kat dia. Maka jatuh lah talaq satu pada maid akak, Saliyah….

Masa nak get out from my house, member melalak kat my mother hoping that I will change my mind and to accept her back. Sorry babe. As I said, I can be an angel but don dare me to be an evil and I will…………..

Ahh ahh, masa sampai kat agent lagik rabak. Member tak larat nak jalan. Cakap nak pengsan lah, nak terkencing ler, lutut jam ler…. Aiyohhh drama mamak siak. Aku lagik, sejahat-jahat mana pun masih ada hati perut. Aku bleh cakap lagik, "Breathe in breathe out…. Lagik skit dah nak sampai agent so we walk slowly ok". Akak papah dia lagik worrr….

It took us at least 5 to 10 mins to coax her up to the agent. Macam2 fesyen ni maid sumer eh. Patut ler my cousin yang kerja kat maid agency makan hati berulam jantung. LOL!!

And now, we’re back to sQuaRe oNe. We proceed with another plan, still with our idea which is to ease my mum’s stress load. So from next Jan onwards, Aqil will be send to AMP full day child care (7am to 7pm) and mum will only need to fetch IZ from the bus stand which is located in front of our block, to load him off the school transport and take care of Adeli…..

If you were to ask us if we would like to take another maid, our answer will be "Thanx hor but no thank you…. Once bitten twice shy"

If you were to ask me how am I now? My answer will be, "I’m happy, no regret cos now I am being my own Maid in Manhattan and I told Abang Le, I felt much completed……………."

Buat Saliyah, terima kasih atas segala nya. Kami berdoa agar kamu mendapat majikan yang jauh lebih baik dari saya. Teman2 pembantu yang tinggal berhampiran amat terkejut dengan keputusan kamu yang mendadak. Mereka kata, udah ada majikan yang baik, tidak bersyukur. Ada yang sanggup offer nak kerja dengan saya lepas habis contrak dengan majikan mereka namun kami berpegang pada pendirian kami, enggak akan ada lagik pembantu………. Cukup lah saja dengan pergalaman ngeri ini :(

Tapi kan, kalau ada maid macam Aniq *jeling kat Erra*, aku nak!!!!!

LOL!!!!!