Tuesday, 6 May 2008

GUYS! Is tis TRUE?

It  is not difficult to make a woman happy...

A man only needs to  be:
1. a  friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a  master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a  plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a  sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest  exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21.  an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25.  athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30.  funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35.  tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40.  determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44.  compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments  regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not  stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU  MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for  himself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give  her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
54. give the authority  but never expect her to be responsible
55. give her the last word no matter  what the cost to your life and limb

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to  forget: birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes.

HOW TO MAKE  A MAN HAPPY?
1. Show up  naked
2. Fix him something to eat

Trallllalalalallalaa.................

28 comments:

  1. gua setuju 100%!!!

    muahahaha!

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  2. hehehe me sokong, betui betui mak oiii.

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  3. Hahahha...mcm betul gitu eh...

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  4. Diam tanda nyer SETUJU.... betol gitu?

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  5. Ahhhhhh BOCOR rahsia hang! Hahahhaha......................

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  6. Senang Jee Kan nak Maintain Guys nie...Gals Beratus pun tak aKan Cukup....ahaksz

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  7. hehe....i agree too la...

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  8. gua sukerrrrr no1 sampai no 55(or 56!) hahhaha

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  9. 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    so true and needed. men these days asyik nak berkepit aje.

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  10. Lagik-lagik Abang Achimek kan? kan? Kan?

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  11. OOohhh suker yang bab wanita hor? hor? heehawww....

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  12. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

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  13. Dia takut u dikebas orang kot? Maklum ler, lawaaaaaa.....

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  14. Eppphhhh!!! Biasaaaaaaa dier.......

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  15. I AGREE!!! It's women's nature. It's just in us. Men are simpler. Perempuankan 1 akal 9 nafsu dan lelaki 9 akal 1 nafsu.

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  16. Is it? I tot the other way round? I tot THEIR NAFSU is more than us? Oooppppss! Did i say it LOUD?

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