Skarang, our faberite radio station is Warna 94.2fm... especially masa Maryam & Dyn bertugas from 10pm to 2am. Dorang dua memang kekek!!! Iskkhhhh apa tu yg korang sok-sek kat blakang tu................? Huhh? Momma Zue very the "old timer" sebab dengar Warna? Adoiiiiii!!! *cekak pinggang*
Guwe dengar Warna cos Maryam ngan Dyn suka udarakan lagu rock kapak. Apa??? Kita kental? Iskkkhhhh kan Momma ni MINAH... oldskool babe, oldskool! Maybe korang era lain, tu pasal korang pandang rendah kat lagu2 malasegar *uuuwwwaaaaa* but watever it is, GUA SUKA DOOOOKKK!!!
Ok ok, back to our subject. Malam ni, this 2 deejay mempertengahkan topic "Pantang Larang". Hhhmmmm korang ada pantang larang tak? Masa ku muda2 dulu, terdengar sok-sek pantang larang yang sebegini:
Tak boleh jalan bawah jemuran...
Kenapa eh? Aku pun sleng jugak ah, and follow. In my heart were saying, agaknya kalau jalan bawah jemuran, nanti susuk jatuh kot??? Ekekekkeke.... but if you look at a logic point of view - Mana tahu nanti angin tiup kencang, or maid2 yg tak kuat nak mempertahankan galah jemuran, kan bleh terlepas galah jemuran tu. Kalau kita melintas bawah jemuran, kang tak pasal2 kena call ambulan plak.... and yang tak best, kalau jalan bawah jemuran, mana tahu ada 'tuala" yg tak menyenangkan dari sumber2 yang tak bertanggungjawab jatuh melayang alah kepayang.... wuhhooo
Jangan duduk atas bantal, nanti bontot bisul...
Adoiiiiii, bisul??? Sakit nyer!!! Kat bontot lagik!!! Kenapa eh bleh bisul? Kan bantal tu made of kekabu (zaman guwe dulu) and skarang pakai foam, siap Memory Pillow lagik... takkan leh bisul? Logic point of view - Kan bantal tu buat tido. Kalau dah buat duduk, for sure ianya dibentang atas lantai. And kan lantai tu dusty and malam kita buat tido lagik. Kan habuk.... tak pasal2 AaaCcchhhooOoooooo!!!!! Ahhh kan dah bersin! Kena MC besok hari nyer. Saper rugi? Kompeni jugak yang rugi.... tralalallalala
Ok ok, enuf of the hearing from people.... this akak nak share from my own experience. Dah ready nak dengar tak? Betol eh.... betol eh..... those who ada darah tinggi lemah semangat, fikir dua kali lah kalau nak continue. But don worry lah, my story is rated "Under 5yrs old"....
Masa akak ngandung anak pertama, Abg Le DILARANG memancing. Orang tua2 cakap, takut nanti kalau matakail dia tersangkut kat mulut ikan, apa yang terjadik kat ikan tu akan terjadik pada bayi dalam puyut kita. So meaning kalau anak kita dilahirkan, bibir dia akan sumbing.... hhhmmmmm dunno how true but better listen and follow than regret kan. Anyway this is not the actual story that i wanna share.... hahahhaa the real story is as following....
This story took place in my old house kat Admiralty Drive. Masa tu, i cant remember i mengandung braper bulan. But there was a period where ada banyak semut kat dapur.... trails of semut mayat (please dont ask me wat is semut mayat cos thats wat its been called). Abg Le dah bingit cos asal kita spray jer, dia hilang then a few days later dia datang lagik.... So one nite, nak tahu apa Abg Le buat? He followed the trail and found where is the "house" for the ants. He then took the wall plaster and SEALED it!!!! Mum was there to witness tapi dia tak brani nak tegur. And after he sealed, there's no more story about semut.
Few months later, i gave birth to my eldest son, Izz. On the 2nd day after we brought him back home from the hospital, I was amused cos from morning till late noon, his pampers is DRY. As a new mum, of course I read lotsa information about newborns. And newborns will need diaper change every 2-3hours. But its oredi late noon and diapers still dry. From being amused, it turned to worry. So i called my mum into my room and told her. The moment she heard that, she looked at me.
"Tu lah kao! Ko ingat tak masa ngandung dulu, Azmi tutop rumah semut tu? Aku tak nak tegur sebab takut menda cam gini terjadik lah!!! Orang tua2 pantang tau kalau kita tutup lubang. Takut lubang kencing (sorry eh) dia tertutup. Kat Malaysia ada case gini, lubang najis anak dia takde!!!"
When i heard that, i went panicky!!! I SWEAR!!! Lubang kencing anak aku tertutop ke??? Tu pasal dia tak kencing-kencing..... OMG! OMG!
After the whole saga between me and my mum, eventually i touched his diaper again and he peed!!!!!!!! It was a relieve!!!! I swear again! The actual fact is, Izz is using Pampers Baby Dry, given during my stay in KKH and this diapers really kept my baby DRY!!!! Tu pasal dia MAHAL.................. Hahhahahahahha!!! Come everyone, laff wif me..... HOHOHOHAHAHAHAHIHIHIHI
Anjats sekejap kan.... padan muka aku kan. Padan muka laki akak jugak kan. Memandai jer buat "kerja giler" ni sumer. I took all these "pantangs" as a learning journey. Ada bleh percaya, ada takleh taksub sangat. Wanna do wat i did thruout my other pregnancies? Watever i do, like gunting barang, ketok dinding ngan paku, deep down in my heart i will say, "Ya Allah, kau jauhkan lah segala keburukkan keatas kandungan ku. Mudah-mudahan, anak dalam kandungan ini dilahirkan dalam keadaan sempurna, tanpa cacat cela. Amin"
Yang penting DOA.... doa seorang ibu ni mustajab tau. Baik doa kebaikan mahupun keburukan. So apa lagik, meh kita berdoa skarang jugak.
Ya Allah ya tuhan kami...
Berikan lah kami zuriat yang baik,
Yang senantiasa sejuk dimata pandangan orang yang melihatnya,
Kau jadikan lah zuriat ku ini,
Seorang anak yang taat pada perintah agama,
Hormat kepada kedua orang tua serta saudara mara,
Berjasa pada nusa dan bangsa,
Serta berjaya berjaya dalam pelajaran duniawi dan ukhrawi.
Hanya kepadaMu aku bermohon,
Kerana Engkau lah Maha Pemberi,
Dan sesungguhnya Engkau yang Maha Pendengar.
Alfateha. Amin......
Till i blog again.................................... take care!!!
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