My BirThdaY GiFt??

Confused wat to but for me??? hHhhhmmmm... don worry, don panic cos my bday is 2 more days.  U still haf time...

Gggrrr, stop asking me lah "wat i wan"... paisei tau wanna answer. 

Duusssshhh, still asking?? Ok lah ok lah... ThEsE are in my wishing list so pick ur choixe!!!

HHhhmmm, i nak ni lah... Mazda 3 Luxury.  So long i wish for it... but terDC cos short of cash.  I know you have Big Big $$$ so buy tis okay.  Only $39800nett for OPC.  Sayang kat u...

Urrggghh, no point buy car cos i no license??? Duhhhh... Then wanna buy wat eh? How about diamond ring??? U know that i'm diamond best fren kan.  This Tiffany Diamond ring, i wanted so much but too bad, i dropped flying too soon.  So, now... after 7 years no longer a crew, i'm still saving up to buy myself.  Anyway, u volunteered to buy me a gift, so tis is it... make sure its oRRrrrGeNaL hor.  Thank you and i lurve you.

Ahhhhh, VERY MAHAL?? Grrrr... i tot u got loadddd and tonnes of $$$$... aiyah, oklah, i lower my expectation of u.  Jus buy for me tis one lah, Compaq Presario... only abt $1.8k.  Ok sayang, tis time can ok??? Sayang, sayang sayang sayang (ala Ria)

Huhhhhh!! Wat... too expensive?? Ok lah, i got a cheaper one.  I wan tis one lah darling... cheaper than Tiffany.  Only about $1k or slightly more... can ya? Ooohhh thank you... mUaCkkss!!

 

Aiyah... still too expensive? Dussshh i tot u say "money no hal mahhhh..." Ok lah, jus buy for me Casio Exilim Ex-S600 lah.  cos my Canon IXUS5 dah mintak ampun.  Its only $299.99... ok eh dear.  Sayang sayang lagik kat u...

 

Still mahal? Then budget u braper? Watttt $10 only... its ok lah, i dah suruh my company buy for me tis one... menyampah kat u!!! Skarang jugak i nak u antar i balik rumah mak bapak i... sob sob sob

P/S: Anyway, i received a suprised SMS from my sis-in-law wishing me happy bday.  And also from my beloved aunt, Nyonya... Duuuhhh kamu berdua nak kita cepat tua ke nohhhh... but anyway, thank you for the wishes!!!